Why do I have to get married?

I found this little gem at: https://www.flickr.com/photos/rooftop_redhead/62734575/in/photolist-edENBg-6xwNB-dMXxo9-dUaxon-edsCLB-5kYtBT-aFbxGk-edLtjw-dUonNB-pXMgEF-edssmg-8vyA5J-edJTTc-dMXxr3-5LD746-npPF2s-edyxQ7-3a32En-4L39ub-edsTJB-edENuD-edyxWC-edENwP-dT39xM-dUtZ3o-edy51C-edsCMM-edspQk-edyxYQ-4KXUat-gD3fbn-pxL8S5-edssjH-edsyHx-dcPWZr-gB9GZ2-52MGft-dUsgbQ-dUfq2Y-edyxRA-edyhTm-dMXxuj-edyhVh-edyxUw-edydVf-edsyGp-q7XMRH-gD2Hod-edydUs-nkfaaX